We all like to think we are “normal,” but when it comes to dating, sex and relationships, most of us are Damaged Goods.

Right now you’re probably asking yourself, “How do I know if I am Damaged Goods?”

The best way to find out is by taking the Am I Damaged Goods Quiz. Below you will find 40 questions. Each question must be answered with either a “yes” or a “no.” Be 100% honest when answering the questions.

1. Are you in a committed relationship?
2. Are you over 30?
3. Have you had sex with another living person?
4. Have you had sex with anything other than another living person (i.e. a corpse, an animal, a can of refried beans)?
5. Have you ever had sex with someone that liked you more than you like them because you thought it would make you feel better about yourself?
6. If you answered “yes,” did it actually make you feel better?
7. Have you ever had sex with someone you did not like even though you knew you did not like them?
8. Can you name every person you have had sex with?
9. Do you have children?
10. Have you ever broken up with someone and they told you they “could not live without you”?
11. If you answered “yes,” were you disappointed when they did not die?
12. Has anyone ever cheated on you?
13. If you answered “yes,” did you take them back?
14. If you answered “yes,” did they cheat again?
15. If you answered “yes,” did you get pissed off at yourself for being stupid enough to take them back?
16. Do you think there is a difference between telling a lie and not telling the whole truth?
17. When you tell someone that you want honesty, is that really what you want?
18. Would you lie to someone to avoid hurting their feelings?
19. If you answered “yes,” is the real reason because you know you did some bad shit and don’t want to face the responsibility for your actions?
20. Have you ever told someone “It’s not you, it’s me”?
21. If you answered “yes,” did you really mean, “It’s all you, asshole”?
22. After someone performs oral sex on you, do you hesitate to kiss them on the mouth?
23. Have you ever broken up with someone, or not gone out with someone, because they were “too nice”?
24. Have you ever had someone break up with you, or not go out with you because you were “too nice”?
25. Have you ever had a “platonic” friend develop romantic feelings for you?
26. Have you ever developed romantic feelings for a “platonic” friend?
27. Have you ever not gone out with a friend because you didn’t want to “ruin the friendship”?
28. If you answered “yes,” was the real reason because you were not attracted to them?
29. If you answered “no,” was the real reason because you’re a coward with a fear of commitment?
30. If you answered “no,” do you often lie to yourself?
31. Does your shit stink?
32. Have you ever wondered what another person sees in you?
33. Have you ever asked another person what they see in you?
34. Do you like the smell of wet leather?
35. Have you ever begged someone to take you back?
36. Have you ever had sex with somebody simply because you were afraid no one else would want to have sex with you?
37. Have you ever stayed in a relationship that you weren’t happy in, because you were scared of being alone?
38. Do you often find yourself in relationships with people who are “crazy” or “psycho”?
39. If you were another person, would you date yourself?
40. If you answered “no,” is it any wonder why no one wants to date you?

Congratulations and thanks for taking the Am I Damaged Goods Quiz. Now it is time to figure out your score and determine if you are in fact Damaged Goods. Count the number of questions you answered with a “Yes.”

If you answered “Yes” to one or more questions, you are Damaged Goods. The more questions you answered “Yes” to, the more damaged you are. If you answered “Yes” to 20 or more questions, you should seriously consider seeking therapy.